Wrong number...

I had the best wrong number phone call at work the other day. This probably tops my favorite list.

"Hi this is Cyndy at ****. How many I help you?"
"This is Alfie, NSL, No sex life....mumble mumble mumble."
Thinking this had to be a joke, I said ,"Excuse me?"
He said, "This is Alfie, NSL, No sex life, I'd like to cancel my ads."

How's that for a wrong number to perk up your day?

Heh.